How much do your portraits cost?
Our high-quality transforming portraits are sold unframed only. Please refer to the list below for individual prices:
- 5"x7" — $14.95 + shipping*
- 8"x10" — $24.95 + shipping*
- 11"x14" — $54.95 + shipping*
- 16"x20" — $79.95 + shipping*
*Shipping is calculated after we have your delivery address.
PA Residents are charged 6% Sales Tax
Do you ship internationally?
Yes, we will ship orders to anywhere in the world. However, shipping charges will be different, so please contact us first for specific pricing.
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How do your portraits change?
It's an ancient Sumerian secret... Okay, so maybe not. It's actually a process known as lenticular photography which uses tiny lenses that only reflect a portion of the image at a time. So, when a
victim friend walks past the picture, it will appear to change before their unbelieving eyes.
There are no batteries or electricity required for the effect to work. It's all based on your viewing angle. So, just put these bad-boys in a frame and watch the frights begin the next time you have an unsuspecting friend or family member over to your home… or dungeon. (We don't discriminate here.)
Are your portraits available framed?
No, they are sold unframed only. We do this to offer them to you at a lower price and to save on shipping charges. Plus, they are available in standard sizes so that it is more convenient for you to find a frame that is to your personal liking.
What forms of payment do you accept?
We accept all major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express, and Discover), and allow you to process your transaction through your choice of either PayPal, or directly through us. Some customers have chosen to barter with their souls or their first-born.
We also accept personal or business checks and money orders (checks must clear before orders ship). Please make them payable to:
Important Notice: There is a $25 fee for any non-sufficient funds checks.
How do I place my order?
The easiest and fastest method is to order from the website. Simply select the product and size that you would like and then press the button. You can then continue shopping or finalize your purchase.
Please note that Pennsylvania residents are charged 6% sales tax.
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How long until my order arrives?
We generally ship within 24-48 hours of placing your order (excluding weekends, holidays, or if we are at a convention). We ship our portraits via USPS, so they usually arrive within 3-5 days. However, it can take as long as 10-14 days before your order ships if the item that you want is not in stock or if it is a busy time of the year. We create most of our products "on demand" and painstakingly by hand, so we might not be able to ship your order immediately. If there is a delay we will notify you as soon as possible with a revised shipment date.
Will you create custom artwork for me?
Yes, we do offer this service. We can turn you, a family member, a friend, or your pet into a any kind of monster or living nightmare that your black little heart desires. We can also do other custom work, such as turning your humble home into a forboding house of horrors!
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Will you offer more characters in the future?
Yes, Craig is currently working on new portraits and they will be added as soon as they are completed. Please check back often to see or sign-up for our newsletter for important updates.
I still have a question. Can you...?
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